They Never Suspect the Short One

May 30

When your uterus gets all pissed off because you aren’t pregnant…

black-collar-citizen:

pro-tip:

bad-dominicana:

anybody who pretends theyre entitled to explanations, discussion or debate of your established boundaries,

is a skeevy, power-tripping asshole who is explicitly arguing against your safety and calling it anything but.

if you do that shit and are told to fuck off in a nasty way

you got what was coming to you

and are actually lucky you didnt get more.

(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)

(Source: blessedwithafuckingcurse, via notarealword2)

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Hysterical Blog!

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Hysterical Blog!

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May 29

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lighttheflames:

paging-doctorfaggot:

oh shat


Hahahhaha.


OH DAMN

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lighttheflames:

paging-doctorfaggot:

oh shat

Hahahhaha.

OH DAMN

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historicalslut:

goodbyemidnight:

thelastprothean:

belladonnaeyes:

lascocks:

thelilnan:

sailourjupita:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

paperbunnyart:

…Adventure Time? Oh, hellz yeah!!

merlin omfg why

Burn Notice
I’m a super spy okay AWESOME

Sherlock
moderately okay with this as long as my best friend doesn’t fucking jump off a hospital k thanks

BRIDEZILLAS 

Community. Oh jeez, trapped in Greendale forever with endless wacky adventures.

AVENGERS: EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES. FUCK YES.

How I Met Your Mother. Mmmk, do I get to live in NYC now? Y/Y? 

How I Met Your Mother… when do I get to move to NYC?

Dance Moms. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

historicalslut:

goodbyemidnight:

thelastprothean:

belladonnaeyes:

lascocks:

thelilnan:

sailourjupita:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

paperbunnyart:

…Adventure Time? Oh, hellz yeah!!

merlin omfg why

Burn Notice

I’m a super spy okay AWESOME

Sherlock

moderately okay with this as long as my best friend doesn’t fucking jump off a hospital k thanks

BRIDEZILLAS 

Community. Oh jeez, trapped in Greendale forever with endless wacky adventures.

AVENGERS: EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES. FUCK YES.

How I Met Your Mother. Mmmk, do I get to live in NYC now? Y/Y? 

How I Met Your Mother… when do I get to move to NYC?

Dance Moms. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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